NO THIS IS PATRICK. GEEZ GUYS!
(Source: kamikaze-fruit)
Joe: Just wait a second, I love him. I’ve just been ???? Scott. [x]
(Source: imthestoryteller)
I have a dream!
I believe one day,
that everyone,
everywhere,
will know the wonders of my nipples
“who is going to love you now?”
“me.”
“Nothing. I’m just a kid from Brooklyn. ” - Captain America: The First Avenger, 2011
(Source: lawyerupasshole)
(Source: lokimotion)
- Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
- Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
- Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
- Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
Causes of World War I
- Austria: Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
- Serbia: Bitch please if you lay a finger on me my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
- Russia: Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
- Germany: Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
- France: Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
- Germany: Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
- Britain: Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
- Germany: Make me bitches
no? just me?
CAN’T UNSEE. WON’T UNSEE. DON’T PARTICULARLY WANT TO UNSEE.
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
