gremlingilgun:

NO THIS IS PATRICK. GEEZ GUYS! 

(Source: kamikaze-fruit)

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Joe: Just wait a second, I love him. I’ve just been ???? Scott. [x]

(Source: imthestoryteller)

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I have a dream!

zeurel:

I believe one day,

that everyone,

everywhere,

will know the wonders of my nipples

87 notes 

jpierrepontcriss:

“who is going to love you now?”

me.

3,371 notes 

Nothing. I’m just a kid from Brooklyn. ” - Captain America: The First Avenger, 2011

(Source: lawyerupasshole)

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just on the way to do some octopus stuff

just on the way to do some octopus stuff

(Source: hhhawkeye)

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  • Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
  • Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
  • Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
  • Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE

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Causes of World War I

  • Austria: Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
  • Serbia: Bitch please if you lay a finger on me my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
  • Russia: Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
  • Germany: Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
  • France: Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
  • Germany: Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
  • Britain: Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
  • Germany: Make me bitches

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were-insane-but-not-alone:

jess-ina-box:

1d-potter:

no? just me?



CAN’T UNSEE. WON’T UNSEE. DON’T PARTICULARLY WANT TO UNSEE.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS

were-insane-but-not-alone:

jess-ina-box:

1d-potter:

no? just me?

CAN’T UNSEE. WON’T UNSEE. DON’T PARTICULARLY WANT TO UNSEE.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS

28,696 notes